So, that's what a "concrete" colored tux with a pink and white striped tie looks like. The fool in the center of the picture is Sam, who'd just gotten married AND taken that crown from his niece (visible in the back).

See? Ties *and* flowers are color-coordinated with the bridesmaids' dresses. And the the Groomswoman, which is what we decided to call Mary. She's the groom's sister-in-law. Liz kept adding bridesmaids, as you can see. This balanced things out.

I thought this would be a disaster, so of course it ended up being really cool, but I don't have a great picture of it. Instead of throwing bird seed or rice or whatever, when they came out of the church, we all lit sparklers. Throwing the sparklers was strongly discouraged, though.